yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

crotch maw

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent

I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.

by Quasita August 30, 2015

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

maw

maw = might as well

Friend: I think I'm going to dress up as batman for halloween
Me: maw

by rix14 October 31, 2018

MAW

Maw Stands for Make a wish,
What is a child charity for making children's wishes become true before they die

Maw Is a wonderful children's charity

by AerWolf February 9, 2019

Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.

Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil

by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018

Mawing Out

To eat all that one desires due to cannabis intake; to nap at an uncomfortable time.

You left so many candy wrappers laying around last night when were mawing out.

by Sarah Freddy September 16, 2018