matteo

when the gift of God is a fuckboi

Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo

by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025

Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021

Matteo moment

A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.

That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.

Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."

by GrosSimp July 7, 2022

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus May 27, 2018

matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya

bro oh crap this kids a matteo

by Milomiloa May 11, 2022

luca matteo pirretti

He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.

Luca Matteo Pirretti is a sinonym for sexyness.

by Ullis the biggest March 8, 2022