Jay Martini

The act of masturbating into a cup and putting alcohol into the cup, pouring it into the partner's ass and drinking it out of said ass.

Charlie was horny and thirsty so he decided to make a Jay Martini.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Dirty martini

When you go to a bar and ask for a dirty martini, the bartender makes it. She then proceeds to finger herself, then stir your drink with her finger.

Man: can I get a martini
Bartender: sure Hun, you want it dirty?
Man2: she just offered you a dirty Martini bro!

by SoCalwhiteboy91 April 07, 2016

Dirty Martini

When a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her vagina then does a hand stand to get it all in there....thats what you call a dirty martini

That chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.

by shakeitlilmomma June 15, 2009

Chicago martini

A cocktail made with gin and scotch, instead of the typical martini's vermouth.

Chicago martini recipe: Stir 4 parts gin to 1 part scotch in a pitcher with ice; strain into martini glasses and garnish with olives.

by Chicago editor August 26, 2007

The Dirty Martini

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.

Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.

by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???

by biggamedave October 27, 2006

Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight April 25, 2018