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Macgot

(mac-it)

Noun:
1) A mac loving faggot

2) Mac-Faggot

3) An idiot who wants to have all thought done by apple.

Verb:
1) To be anally raped by a mac powered dildo cannon.
Tina: I'm thinking about buying a mac to webcam with you
Dwanye: You're gonna be a macgot.
Tina: Don't you want to see me on the cam
Dwanye: Go buy yourself a fucking webcam instead of a mac.
If you're on a Mac right now. Go fuck yourself with the Apple Dildo Cannon for $5,000. You'll love the speed, power, and RAM it has on your anus that you'll forget about using that nice comfortable personalized cannon that you used to use.
by Sieabah L. Park September 30, 2011
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MacDoesIt

The funniest gay black man to be hosting a podcast with his best friend mike
Guy “Did you notice MacDoesIt on Messypod the other day

Other guy “yea, him and mike were talking about 2 football players one coach again”
by JayTheGayMatchaMan March 19, 2021
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MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.
These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.
by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021
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Mary M. MacDonald

Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.
Ben: Hey Juan, How are you? Have you seen Mary M. MacDonald?
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor

*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
by LeJuanJSZ December 5, 2021
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Going macho

When a man walks around the house wearing only a T-shirt, he is "going macho."
When I walked into his apartment, Larry had just woken up and was going macho.
by ABigDream March 31, 2009
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A great song made on the DS.
"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"
by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020
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