lounge lurker

One who is always within the presence of a dorm room lounge, and performs the actions of relaxing, sleeping, working, eating, conversing, moving around, lazying aroung, tormenting, playing guitar, and binge drinking.

Edgar Hernandez, winner of the first 2008 Bricks Lounge Lurker award.

by Minja Anonymous May 8, 2008

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washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.

Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."

by clemence55 June 28, 2009

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mobile lurker

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

by craziestjen March 4, 2010

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Surface Lurker

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

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Like Lurker

Someone who only likes comments on a wall post, rather than the actual wall post itself, and contributes nothing to the conversation.

Gee John, it was good you were liking my comments on that facebook argument I was having, but I wish you had backed me up too! You're such a Like Lurker.

by Aubergine Fox October 16, 2011

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