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A black Guyanese goddess. She teaches algebra but isn't good at it. Has a husband named Joey-Paul. He did not find out what his name was until he was in his 20's. She makes music but can't sing. She is bald. There are 3 different weaves that she wears: a red and black weave (that looks like it has been through a paper shredder), a dark brown with light brown highlights that looks like fire, and she has a black curly weave. She tells students they don't love their parents and puts satanic spells on them if they leave class early. She can't say soda correctly and pronounces it as "soder." Her son has her name tattooed across his arm. Lureen believes that she will be a colorful god in her next life. There are rumors going around school that she sniffs cough syrup to get high, takes advantage of her students, hides bodies in her blue cabinet, her middle name is Carl, and she watches horse porn when her students are taking tests. she has a fetish for The Beatles that puts her in a state of retardness. Has had a gender change surgery that no one knows about. She accepts blowjobs in return for good grades. She has triangular shaped windows. Has no time for baby mama drama. She hates children. If you upset her she will tell the Gods. She has watermelon breasts and stumps in all the right places. Lureen is quite the character.
"Don't stop Lureening bitch"
Lureen by koalabears42069 June 27, 2016
the funniest person you will ever meet. definitely the most wholesome person out there. Aside from being the best looking, 100000/10 in terms of character. Definitely wouldn't regret meeting this girl. She makes it too easy for you to be proud of her
loreen likes munggo a flipino dish
loreen by $hanghai June 8, 2021
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Very funny,has wired laugh, will help u though the up’s and downs, is a real friend never let her go.
Hi my name is Laureen
Laureen by Provided February 4, 2018

Loreena McKennitt 

A Canadian-born redhead descended from an Irish family. Born February 17 1957.

An exceptional singer/songwriter/composer and person who makes the most of her status in life to help those in need.

Plays multiple insutruments including the harp and accordian.

Unlike almost all celebrities, she is her own person and puts her own life before the material things.

An inspirational woman in whom everyone could look up to.
"Excuse me, do you have any Loreena McKennitt CD's? NO!? Well you bloody well should - where have you BEEN? Ohhh so you only have mainstream....rightio .... O go jump!"
Loreena McKennitt by LolaBunny June 10, 2004
the winner of Melodifestivalen and Eurovision in 2012
Loreen won the eurovision songcontest in 2012
loreen by EthanCN March 11, 2017
Laureens worst qualities are that they can be jealous, passive aggressive, and unemotional. Yet, these weaknesses are also their strengths. For example, their jealousy drives them to be protective and loyal. There are passive aggressiveness often helps to keep the peace and descalate confrontation. Since they are unemotional, they tend to be analytical and can problem solve quite well. Finally, Laureens tend to age well and like birds and dogs.
Person 1: Where is Laureen?

Person 2: outside feeding her birds.
Laureen by OOO! June 14, 2019
damn that girl was fucking fine, but nothin compared to loreen.
loreen by pete July 19, 2004
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