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Black Lotus 

The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
Black Lotus by Psydon May 13, 2005
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Flying Lotus 

The freshest and illest experimental hip hop producer in the game. Flying Lotus is often compared to the late great J Dilla, but has no doubt developed a style of his own. He often fuses genres other then hip hop such as ambient, electronic, jazz, glitch, chiptune, and dubstep. He is the future of raw original hip hop. Check out his label at brainfeeder.com for news and similar artists.
Floss: "Man hip hop is dead."
B: "Check out Massage Situation by Flying Lotus."
Floss: "Holy shit son!"
Flying Lotus by Beezy- August 17, 2009

iron lotus

A controversial, very difficult figure skating move performed by pairs. One partner holds the other's legs around his/her neck and swings them around like a giant swing. The thrower lets go and allows the partner to do a huge flip in mid-air which turns them upside down. The thrower must then do a 360 body spin like a buzzsaw and avoid cutting the partner's head off.

The only successful attempt in professional pairs figure skating was by Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy.

Yes.. by 2 men and only after Chaz broke his ankle from a pearl thrown by one of the Van Walderbergs and with MacElroy serving as the thrower.
"The Iron Lotus was so controversial it was only performed in North Korea. Kim Jong-Il had the pair attempt it in front of a large army and audience only to see the pair fail. The partner cut off the thrown partner's head with his skate when he performed his spin. He then picked the head up and wept."

"My ankle is broken, I'm going to need you to throw me instead for the Iron Lotus."

The White Lotus Avatards

The most elite form of a fan of the show Avatar: the Last Airbender. Their base of operations is on facebook. A WLA member can recite the entire show word for word, without hesitation and has all the up to date news on the show, movie and other merchandise in relation to the series, it's actors and other crew members.
Person: What was that episode of avatar again where he learns firebending?

Another Person: I don't remember. Hey, I know! Ask a member of The White Lotus Avatards!!

orange lotus blossom 

n.
regurgitation pattern native to Korea.

After an evening of excessive kimchi and soju, hurler should bend at the waist until head and torso are parallel to the floor. Regurgitated correctly, the undigested stomach contents should splatter into the recognizable lotus flower blossom pattern; should also retain some red pepper highlights and its strong characteristic sojufied kimchi odor.
Young-Jae ran passed the men's restroom and the trash can to plant an orange lotus blossom on the lobby's polished marble floor before staggering outside to hail a taxi.
orange lotus blossom by gemfinder October 14, 2009

Chilling like a lotus 

Being chill; relaxed
Gsyed: Dude, relax!
Katie: I am bro. I'm chilling like a lotus

Blue Lotus 

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.
Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.
Blue Lotus by Skott September 21, 2004