negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

shirt-lifter

Gay male.

Really? I never suspected John was a shirt-lifter - not that there's anything wrong with that.

by scarphish April 22, 2003

Mudchute Lottery

A polite, kid friendly, office-appropriate alternative to saying you've just been "fucked or screwed in the ass" by someone or as the result of an unfortunate event.

I heard you were late and the boss chewed you out. Pam took credit for my proposal too. Man, you just can't win can you? Actually, it's my lucky day. I keep winning the mudchute lottery!

by JKTheTrendsetter December 3, 2010

poot looter

One who loots the poot chute on a regular basis.

"A.J. is the poot looter extraordinaire."

by Dr. Burgle February 2, 2007

snizz lifter

a. someone adept at picking up chicks

b. something that attracts the ladies

a. i was a fierce snizz lifter back in my day

b. this car is a total snizz lifter, yo

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.

She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.

by Sparxva July 29, 2011

Loiter sack

This is a 17th century English term for a slacker. An idling, lazy good-for-nothing. Literally, someone who seems to spend all day in bed doing nothing useful.

''Get up your lazy ass and do something, you loiter sack!''

by Oldschool Mobster May 27, 2016