The worst English team who do badly in the premiership and are sponsored by the worst drinks company ever. Their manager is Spanish and doesnt have a clue about football. They buy the worst players ever and also have the worst goalie (Jose Reina).
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
Get the Liverpool mug.Liverpool is a coastal city in the North West of England, it has a long history as a trade port within the British Empire flourishing in that time predominantly due to its part in the slave trade and has been in decline ever since. Liverpool was awarded the title "European Capital of Culture" in 2008 after gun, drug and gang were introduced in the scoring system and the city wiped the board.
Liverpool is known for its rough, ugly and self-pitying people who will band together and indulge in huge amounts of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth rather than just picking themselves up and getting on with it. The best example of this is the 96 supporters of Liverpool Football club who were crushed to death by their fellow fans 20 years ago who they people from Liverpool still can't shut about for some reason despite them being killed by their fellows.
All in all Liverpool is a horrible little city devoid of any charm and is best avoided.
Liverpool is known for its rough, ugly and self-pitying people who will band together and indulge in huge amounts of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth rather than just picking themselves up and getting on with it. The best example of this is the 96 supporters of Liverpool Football club who were crushed to death by their fellow fans 20 years ago who they people from Liverpool still can't shut about for some reason despite them being killed by their fellows.
All in all Liverpool is a horrible little city devoid of any charm and is best avoided.
by The_truth_teller_two March 26, 2009
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by flough dow August 29, 2010
Get the liverpool mug.The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.
A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
by Team Twat October 25, 2010
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The people of Liverpool are generally known as 'Scousers', most of them are unemployed, partly because of Asians coming into the city, but mostly because most of them lack general skills, I would say 67% of Scousers receive 'Dole', 30% sell drugs and the other 3% are hard working individuals.
Liverpool does have its small handful of decent, helpful people, but the majority are scum that ride around on cheap pushbikes wearing Nike Airmax or PUMA tracksuits. The accent is highly annoying and sounds extremely aggresive. Mind you, many Scousers are highly aggresive and like to act hard whenever possible. Although when they do end up in a fight, they get completely leathered, because of the fighting skills they lack.
'Scousers' and 'Mancs' are natural enemies and like to argue and fight whenever possible, Mancs are alot like Scousers, Eg. The unemployment I mentioned earlier, Aggresive. They constantly argue about Football etc and like to boast about their 'Fighting Skills' to each other.
One Scouser you probably would of heard of is ''Michael Shields'', A Scouse bastard that murdered a Bulgarian.
''MICHAEL SHIELDS 10 MORE YEARS''
The people of Liverpool are generally known as 'Scousers', most of them are unemployed, partly because of Asians coming into the city, but mostly because most of them lack general skills, I would say 67% of Scousers receive 'Dole', 30% sell drugs and the other 3% are hard working individuals.
Liverpool does have its small handful of decent, helpful people, but the majority are scum that ride around on cheap pushbikes wearing Nike Airmax or PUMA tracksuits. The accent is highly annoying and sounds extremely aggresive. Mind you, many Scousers are highly aggresive and like to act hard whenever possible. Although when they do end up in a fight, they get completely leathered, because of the fighting skills they lack.
'Scousers' and 'Mancs' are natural enemies and like to argue and fight whenever possible, Mancs are alot like Scousers, Eg. The unemployment I mentioned earlier, Aggresive. They constantly argue about Football etc and like to boast about their 'Fighting Skills' to each other.
One Scouser you probably would of heard of is ''Michael Shields'', A Scouse bastard that murdered a Bulgarian.
''MICHAEL SHIELDS 10 MORE YEARS''
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'Crocky Crew', They show you their BB Gun :O
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'Michael Shields' < The Scouse bastard that killed a Bulgarian with a brick because of his aggression.
'Liverpool Gangs'
'Crocky Crew', They show you their BB Gun :O
'Hawthorne Riot Squad'
'Michael Shields' < The Scouse bastard that killed a Bulgarian with a brick because of his aggression.
by TheOneYouHate May 31, 2009
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"Was driving back through Liverpool last night...made sure my doors were locked and windows were up"
by soghdgrn February 9, 2010
Get the Liverpool mug.a football team named after their city, known to spend lots of money on expensive players then play in an incredibly mediocre way
though their normal fans are just like any other team's supporters, liverpool have special fans known as kopites. normally recruited outside of liverpool (norway in particular), they are annoyingly vocal about supporting their club and can be easily spotted by wearing at least one piece of liverpool merch at all times. they enjoying claiming to be the best team in the world even though they havent won a league in nearly 20 years, and won their last major trophy through luck (penalties) following this kopite membership rose sharply
though their normal fans are just like any other team's supporters, liverpool have special fans known as kopites. normally recruited outside of liverpool (norway in particular), they are annoyingly vocal about supporting their club and can be easily spotted by wearing at least one piece of liverpool merch at all times. they enjoying claiming to be the best team in the world even though they havent won a league in nearly 20 years, and won their last major trophy through luck (penalties) following this kopite membership rose sharply
"i got the train into warrington yesterday and it was full of bloody kopites, there wasn't even a liverpool match on"
by kevp June 12, 2008
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