limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

by smyles January 28, 2008

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015

Limp Bizkit

A prank in which a person ejaculates into a freshly made biscuit and gives it to someone to eat.

I gave Delina a limp bizkit during dinner and she said it was the best biscuit she ever ate!

by death from above 82 April 1, 2010

limp biscuit

A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.

Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.

by GAYGAY September 14, 2008

Limp Bizkit

"I'm angry, I wear a red hat, and I'm white."

see "fred durst"

hes lame

by Laura Laurent April 15, 2005

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

limp bizkit

li-mp biz-kut: adj.,(n); A sound so awful, it can make Snoop Dogg stop blazin up the chronic.

I took a Limp Biscuit and there was no toilet paper to wipe the Limp Biscuit from my KORN hole.

by nismoinside October 5, 2003