memory lanus

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus

by aggrobot October 19, 2006

Leus

Name of a sex god

Better than zeus, cause he is shit!

TJ: Damn, that dude looks like a leus.

Andrew: AMEN, TJ. AMEN.

by long schlong ranger February 9, 2010

Lensbian

A straight girl who kisses other girls only for the camera.

Cindy: "Like oh my god, I heard Missy was making out with a girl at the club last night. Do you think she's a lesbian?"
Louisa: "Naw, she's just another lensbian. The MTV Spring Break show was airing from that club... she only did it for the cameras."

by fakegaynews August 13, 2010

spiking the lens

In television, film etc.
Spiking the lens is looking directly at the camera, possibly breaking a wall of reality.

We need another take, he was spiking the lens.

by jzilbek March 10, 2007

Lexus

Japanese prestige Car, big into bling in the US.

Best quality car built.

see also Lex

Driving in my Lexus, Rolling in my lexus

by Three wise monkeys October 3, 2005

Lexus Liberal

Similar to limousine liberal, except the Lexus Liberal is a member of the upper middle-class rather than the upper class. Lexus liberals are characterized as being ignorant and lacking common sense in regards to political and social issues despite having a college education.

Unlike Limousine Liberals, Lexus Liberals are often considered to simply be naive rather than hypocritical.

Because Paul owned a luxury sedan, a $500,000 home, and employed the services of a housekeeper despite his beliefs in progressive taxation and helping the poor, he was referred to as a Lexus Liberal by his neighbors.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 15, 2007

LensCrafter Hour

About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.

Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.

by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010