Funky Leaner

late model Cadillac or Lincoln or even crown Vic, driven with the driver leaning towards the middle of the car with loud funky music playing (i.e earth wind and fire)

not unlike the gangster lean

The cops pulled over that funky leaner on 8 mile

by phleagus July 20, 2009

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Leonora

She is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She’s a flat chested, short Asian girl that is usually younger than you. Long dark hair that she always puts up in these cute hair styles. Long-ass acrylic nails that are fucking HUGE for her tiny baby hands, but they still cute. Couple rings on her fingers and a srunchie on her wrist. CAN NOT FORGET the glasses!!!! She looks like a panda without the black around the eyes without her glasses! Always slathering on Carmex every 5 seconds. She’s like every basic bitxh with her Uggs, white Hydroflask, and her liquid glitter case for her iPhone 6s+! If you do her wrong, she will go off on you! She is this buring ball of fucking sunshine and you will rarely see her cry. But when you do, you will do everything you can to try and make her feel better! She is the person you FaceTime when you are balling your eyes out and if she does the same to you, that means she trusts you... A CRAP TON!!!! She is bomb at taking selfies, I mean I’m next to one right now and all she’s doing is taking cute photos! Very short. She will take none of your BS if you are overreacting but she’ll still help you with it. She is like your own version of Kat Valentine from the show Victorious. Super short. She swears a lot but never says any real cus words. And if I didn’t make it clear enough, SHE IS FUCKING TINY AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS ARE SO MUCH TALLER THAN HER! And when someone in her group of friends finds someone shorter, THE WORLD MUST FUCKING KNOW!!!

“What’s that short, Asian girls name?”
“Leonora, how could you not know her name? She’s fuckin dope!”

by Yukitrotter March 25, 2019

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