Laker hater

A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.

Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.

Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.

by Yea boy! May 8, 2005

cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005

Lakers Fan

more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.

When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage

these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.

guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..

by juststatingthefacts123456 October 13, 2011

Zoe Laverne !

Hate her or like her, she’s a liar. Her fan base is a range of 8-12 year olds who she manipulated and lies to. She vapes in-front of her younger audience and shows inappropriate things.

Zoe Laverne !

by a💘 April 20, 2019

Lavergned

to smack a bitch like they need to be

you hear what that bitch said about you she needs to get lavergned

by chewydive June 15, 2010

Z*e laverne

Z*e is a girl who would probbarly however out with Harry (Vtrustedharry).She is such a bad influence- srsly stop liking her-

Person A: I love Z*e Laverne! she is anazing!
Person B: Same!
Me:I will fucking steal Monokumas executions to kill u!
Person A: why?
Person B: Yeah why?
Me: She fucking likes a 13yr!Jeez 9yr today!
(No offence to 9yr)

by Pixelcandy November 16, 2020

Lamer Speech

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

by Protected September 10, 2003