launderstimate

Launderestimate is when you underestimate the amount of laundry you need to do.

Mom: You had all the weekend and still the laundry is not done?
Son: Sorry mom, I launderstimated.

by jsx February 13, 2013

skank laundering

(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.

Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.

Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"

by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014

laundrasize

slang; the act of doing laundry

(12:35:49) Master Arson: I need to laundrasize it up though.

by MetaL MilitiA October 1, 2005

Laundrotate

Verb. The act of:
1)moving the washed clothes to the dryer, 2)folding the dried clothes and
3)putting a new load into the washer


Can be used to describe any of these three actions in combination of two +

As soon as the dryer is done, it will be time to laundrotate.

by pippalotta October 16, 2008

laundry math anxiety

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.

B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

laundry deficit

Wearing mis-matched, ugly, out of fashion, sometimes ill-fitting clothing that is only worn because you have nothing else clean.

"Wow, what's with the pink pants?"

"Laundry deficit!"

"Oh, yeah."

by PurpleAnkh November 2, 2011

laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.

Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.

by withinsanity April 14, 2013