When you and your gay best friend look up at the stars on a trampoline when he questions if you’d do it with him. Unsure of your own sexuality you agree to do it with him as he starts to stick his cock up your nose. You then start start bouncing on the trampoline in enjoyment as if you were 5 again.
by Astyrl January 18, 2021
Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.
yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil-assed grins of my man Lars, bitch
by baos December 27, 2003
Technical drummer. Lucky to have met Mr. James (rhythm god) Hetfield. Went against Napster but who really gives a flying fuck anymore? Who really gave a flying fuck then? Can still haul his ass off live on the doubles.
Any show.
by Anthony June 27, 2004
Lars Ulrich is Chucky.
by OH NO,I'm GONNA GET SUED November 23, 2004
by ArekRashan March 10, 2004
Word used when describing a person from the country Fyn (which no one has never heard about). Persons named Lars tend to be overweight and often get owned trying to lift weights, by girls. They are not very well hung and may often be characterize as a girl, because there are actually nothing there.
If you ever see a Lars, don't feed him and certainly not his favorite food snade. He will eat all of it, because he thinks it's a way to improve his not existing manhood.
If you ever see a Lars, don't feed him and certainly not his favorite food snade. He will eat all of it, because he thinks it's a way to improve his not existing manhood.
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "Dude look at that fat loser over their trying to lift those 2 kg weights"
Guy called Richie: "Man, he is getting owned by that tiny girl"
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "That's got to be a Lars"
Girl from bar: "Where is it? I can't find it."
Guy who just picked the girl up: "You can't find it? I am sure it was there this morning."
Girl: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guy: "hmm... Lars."
Guy called Richie: "Man, he is getting owned by that tiny girl"
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "That's got to be a Lars"
Girl from bar: "Where is it? I can't find it."
Guy who just picked the girl up: "You can't find it? I am sure it was there this morning."
Girl: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guy: "hmm... Lars."
by The mean machine March 10, 2009