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Dirty Larsen

Omg that guitarist is hot he pulled a dirty Larsen on me
by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022
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Lapsii

Damn, I can't find my dictionary. Dude just ask Lapsii.
by V Juice June 29, 2009
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Lafser

An extremely motivated person who is often confused and lacking clear direction. From the words laugh and laser. Focused like a laser but utterly fails causing immense laughter.
Wow! Did you see that Lafser? Yeah! I told him that one hand keg stand was a bad idea.....he wasn't hearing it!
by Raider of the Lost Jake January 13, 2010
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lapsley

A lapsley is one of the classier races on the planet, they enjoy an island paradise. And eat only the finest foods. The Lapsleys are partly a calm and industrious people, occasionally known for brief fits of lavish buying. Nearly always prominent members of society,
Anna's such a Lapsley man, what with her fancy school and house, and her parents are alwaysd inviting people over for dinner parties..
by fluropanda April 21, 2010
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lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.
Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.
by butttt May 6, 2018
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Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022
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cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
by TYSON1 January 20, 2009
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