Landen brain

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.

A landen brain created a hamburger

by anonymous October 7, 2020

white landen

The act of loading up your cock and spring sniping a beer into a bowl of chili.

Dude 1: Yeah bro lets see it
Dude 2: *cock punches out a Busch light*
Dude 2: White landen!!!

by peachnuts February 1, 2025

Landen

Landen is very attractive and funny he is very good I’m bed😏 and has a big dick

Landen is so hot.

by Name7363 April 30, 2022

Landen

He knows all

Dory is getting surgery and Landen knows it will go well

by Landnuts December 18, 2020

Landen

Best person in the world will cure covid and cancer he will be the end of humanity by nutting

guy-hey guy you're such a landen so stop nutting

other guy-ill nut if i want

by oh no bro November 9, 2021

landen man

the best person in the world. kind of rude but it’s okay because everyone loves him.

sophie: did you hear landen man shit his pants?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?

by sophiesshit May 27, 2021

Landen

A boy who needs a job and wants to work at a snowball stand. Not helpful at all. Has a grandmother and a dog. Very wonderful but dumb. Just not fun to be around.

He’s just a landen

by ChampionL June 2, 2020