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Lumbo

noun

1. an aftermarket device designed to aid snowboarders with more control and maneuverability; while simultaneously reducing fatigue and preventing injury commonly associated with snowboarding.

a. singular - “Lumbo”

b. plural - “Lumbos” (usually worn as a pair on snowboards); example “Where did you buy those Lumbos?"

2. a snowboard outfitted with Lumbos

verb

1. to ride a snowboard with Lumbos (used without object); ex. “Did you lumbo today?”

adjective

1. used to describe a snowboard outfitted with Lumbos; ex. “How did that lumbo board ride today?"

adverb

1. a state of mind or euphoria when you become "one with the experience", or are "on your game”; ex. “I was so lumboed today on my ride” or “That trick was so lumbo!"
noun - “Where did you buy those Lumbos?"
verb - “Did you lumbo today?”
adjective - “How did that lumbo board ride today?"
adverb - “I was so lumboed today on my ride” or “That trick was so lumbo!"
by snowgeek September 2, 2015
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sticky lumberjack

When you take you dick and pour Maple syrup or Hunny which ever you prefer all over it. then once that is done stick you penis in sugar. Now that your penis is covered with sugar and maple syrup. now just have (preferred sex) suck that shit right off. = )
Yesterday that bitch gave me a sticky lumberjack.
by Darrin D January 17, 2008
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Related Words

Lumbala Sour

a simple concoction of ONNIE'S (glen in finnish) homemade wine and jim beam. Recommened amount per person is 3 drinks. It will make you cry in the morning
"drink it very slowly" said cale when he handed a lumbala sour to becky

"cale just drank 4 lumbala sours. And now he is swimming in the creek on new years eve." Said joel. tony replies " what a dumbass"
by tapsboy68 January 18, 2007
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Lumberjack Smack

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.
After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.
by Larry the Lumberjack September 24, 2010
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Lumbler

I can't understand a word he say's, he's a lumbler.
by BMD69 November 2, 2011
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one-eyed lumberjack

noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)
Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!

Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
by thattimmguy February 26, 2010
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lumberjack

The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.

In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.

Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.

"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
by Willie Shocquer May 8, 2005
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