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dirty LP

the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex
guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed
by dicktionary98 July 18, 2023
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LP

A little pebble. One who sleeps on their tummy so dainty like a pebble
Where’s LP? Oh, passed out on the bed like a little pebble
by LJandLeia June 6, 2021
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LPS

also known as: Leland Protection Squad
A squad of people with the sole purpose of protecting their local Leland
Formed in 2023.
As a member of the LPS, I cannot condone this act that could potentially harm my Leland
by beanofthemoon November 18, 2023
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qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

When you are very bored and tryign to find new combinations on your keyboard.
Person 1: *types qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp*
Person 2: Wow! You must be very bored to type that.
by qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp March 28, 2022
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LP

LP stands for Love Pussy.
:Man I LP so much dude
:tf is LP?
: Love pussy you idiot
by pissinmyear February 28, 2020
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zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/

alright alright, let me guess you did a zig zag through the keyboard after the 10th or 20th variation? well maybe instead of paying attention to this obscure urban dictionary page you can use that attention to the teacher giving the class. Well, I guess if you're here I'll tell you a story to keep you interested.

In a big word, there's another even smaller world. An egg is in the middle of a dense forest. A hungry caterpillar emerges in a spectacular show. Even right out of the egg he extremely hungry, she consumes anything he can get his hands on. After eating sticks, rocks, and dirt they gets a bad stomach ache. She decides to slow down for a while. Then, he finds a leaf that just so happen to drop down from a tall tree. after eating it, he started getting sleepy.... he crawls up to a branch and makes himself a cocoon! after many weeks of hard work in there he emerges out as a beautiful butterfly! AND THEN I STOMPED HIM TO DEATH IN AN INSTANT. TERRORIZED HIS HOME TOWN AND TORTURED HIS FAMILY AWWAAPUOWRAU.
jon: At this point I should stop... but let's see how many more urban dictionary pages were written!

jon: maybe zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/ will work.

jack: you're going insane.
by myonic November 9, 2022
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\/'].;[=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7ft6xdr5zse4aw3q21`

you are so bored that you typed every key on the keyboard diagaly from the right to the left
1.person Bro IM SO \/'.;=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7ft6xdr5zse4aw3q21`
2.person you should get that checked out
by qswdefghjk November 28, 2023
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