Leaves and paper

A joint, with the leaves being marijuana and the paper being rolling paper.

"Hey Matt, let's go burn some leaves and paper."

by Gazonkie February 19, 2006

The Leave Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again.

"Do you have everything, Doll? No Leave Behinds now - that was just a one-night stand."

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

leave out

To exit in an outward direction. As opposed to exiting inward. That's probably not even possible, but maybe like a disappearing girl in a magic act? Who know.

Q: "Where's Tyrone?"
A: "Oh he left out."

"I'm about to leave out, see you on Monday."

by Breck Stein October 27, 2008

Slick Leave

The art of taking off from work feigning illness, or some other family or personal emergency, when one wishes to be off for other reasons that would not be approved by the boss!

Yea, I heard Tom took off from work yesterday. I know he's on slick leave, because I saw him fishing on his boat yesterday!

by Glenn K. Garnes September 27, 2005

dick leave

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009

Raking the leaves

Scraping crabs and/or pubic lice out of pubic hair with your teeth.

I am so tired of raking the leaves for your mom, she needs to shave that shit and get rid of the problem.

by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

by Pete North February 3, 2005