Landon

The overall perfect guy. He knows exactly how to treat a lady, won't break your heart, and expects nothing from you. He's extremely handsome, has the most amazing smile, and big brown eyes to match his brown hair. They're easy to get lost in and will make you melt every time he looks at you. He's very talented, both athletically and musically. Landon is the funniest, smartest and sweetest person you've ever met. He's very indecisive but knows exactly what to say in every situation. He's very mysterious about his personal life and no one would guess about his sorrowful past. He is truly a gentleman. He's unbelievably polite, the kind of guy a girl wants to bring home to her parents. The guy every girl dreams of marrying. He's great with both animals and kids. He has more friends than you can count, but still manages to make you feel important to him. He is quiet and shy around strangers but those who know him know his true personality.

Girl A: Who was that guy you were talking to? It's like he doesn't have any flaws!
Girl B: That was Landon, isn't he just perfect?

by The Average Teenager March 31, 2013

Sully landing

When one performs a hazardous landing, while saving every single soul (or item) aboard the falling aircraft.

America's economy hopes a Sully landing from Obama.

by Adahn January 27, 2009

the landing strip

A rectangular strip of pubic hair typically extending from the top of the pussy toward the navel. Widths may vary, as a micro or thin landing strip is typically 1/4" to a 1/2" wide, whereas a wide landing strip may be as much as 2" wide, often coinciding with the width of the thigh gap. The sides are always trimmed off straight and the hair length is keep short but not shaved. A man whose specialty is getting his woman up onto the Big O Plateau quickly and has the stamina for hours long subsequent Australian kissing, is typically picky about having a well-manicured landing strip. It is called a landing strip by men and aussie plateauers because it is indicative of the aussie kissers tongue coming in for a landing, much like an airplane touching down on the tarmac.

Since my new girlfriend enjoys australian kissing so much, I bought a nice new bikini line trimmer to help trim her bush down to be more like the landing strip which was much nicer, neater, and more presentable, so I could get her up onto the big O plateau quickly without getting loose hairs in my mouth.

by TallandThick November 11, 2013

Londynn

A Beautiful Girl who is Mean Freaky and Pretty if you get to meet her she is the most Funny Silly person on earth but she can be stuck up and Bougie and Bragg and you will love her at first sight she will lie to get what she wants

Bruu I bet I can get her number (guy)

Bruu that’s Londynn you won’t (other guy)

by Londynn31 June 24, 2018

Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.

Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"

by 7-String April 5, 2010

Landen

Out going, nice, caring and hot guy. Pretty dirty but don't let that get in the way of any thing, and also don't forget about his massive... You... Know what. He is loyal and is a very good leader. And also very good in bed.

Dude #1: See Landen over there talking to that girl?

Dude #2: Yeah! He's such a great guy, I wish I was like him.

by Allllluhhhalluuhh May 27, 2016

landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004