The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.
"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013
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Get the Internal licking mug.Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.
by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009
Get the Bag licking hot mug.Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.
"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"
"Licking corn is what my girl does best."
"Licking corn is what my girl does best."
by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008
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Get the shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up mug.by Anonymous May 26, 2003
Get the Bulldog licking piss off a thistle mug.Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."
by Procrastinating Philosopher July 6, 2011
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