Kyoto Cocoa

The practice among Japanese businessmen of requiring a prostitute to eat nothing but chocolate for seven days. On the seventh day, said Japanese businessman dines on her excrement.

If you have the wherewithall to purchase exclusive rights to a prostitute for an entire week, you may be interested in trying out the Kyoto Cocoa.

by shamefulnonsense August 9, 2010

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kyster

A bitch who falls 24/7 due to the fact he has absolutely no balance. Most of the time he tries to make everyone feel bad for him, and it works.

Holy shit dude, that cunt Kyster just fell all the way down that big-ass hill and bruised his fupa!!!

by Swussy March 4, 2008

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koteshko eziche

a type of biscuit

Sweet as koteshko eziche :)
You got koteshko eziche

by Bamboochitta July 20, 2010

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kotext

1. A girl who texts you emotionally on her period.

2. Excessive moodswings when messaging.

"How is Samantha?"
"She's doing okay. But she started kotexting me, and it was weird."

"Oh my God! Jake is so cute. But he doesn't like me. Or maybe does. I don't know. What do you think? Well you don't care..."
"What? Please stop kotexting."

by emayjay2 April 25, 2013

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