Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021

kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.

Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again

by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021

Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile

Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy

by Hippie68 March 3, 2022

Kristy

According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.

Woah, this guy is a little kristy!

by NotDiorDIor September 3, 2022

Kristy

The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe

"Kristy is such a goober"

by Goobers90 August 13, 2024

Kristy and Jorge

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone

Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!

by anonymous November 6, 2023

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024