knoteef

A lifestyle pertaining to living fast and easy, while staying cool and collected at the same time. Knoteef is used mainly as an adjective to describe an action or event that was or will be the equivalent to a great night. The origins of knoteef are unknown, but speculation links it to southern Louisiana.

Man this party has been so knoteef.
Are you kidding me? this entire night has been knoteef!

by The State Street Survivor September 18, 2009

knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

by Alex the Chao September 5, 2009

knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

knife photography

The act of taking photos of knives. Derived from the act of knife painting originally practised in medieval times.

Eric: "Can you let me into your kitchen, I'd like to do some knife photography?"

Chanisha: "Ok."

by ken_no_shashin February 26, 2013

ginsu knife

A gimmick made famous by late-night television ads in the 1970's that promised but wait, there's more!" The Ginsu Knife was able to cut through aluminum cans one minute, then slice a tomato wafer-thin the next.

Roommate #1: How are we going to get this Christmas Tree out of our apartment?
Roommate #2: Hand me the Ginsu Knife and I'll cut it up into little pieces.
Roommate #1: But wait, there's more: what about the trunk of the tree?
Roommate #2: Shit the Ginsu Knife works on the whole tree!

by Dub the Second April 16, 2014

Brown knife

Brown knife is used commonly in prison after raping someone and shoving a knife up there ass

Prisoner 1: that’s the guy who snitched on vinny lets give him a little talk
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife

Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*

by my sc is @lil.trapdog May 18, 2018

My Little Knifey

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

by Yi November 21, 2018