alan the kidney tickler guzman

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft

Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.

That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.

by themonicaalison January 13, 2016

kidney boulder

where you pass a kidney stone and it gets stuck in your penis thus it feels like your passing a boulder instead of a regular stone(the closest thing to male birth)

extreme pain in the penis area close to the feeling when your peeing for the first(and last) time your ever going to jack off using shampoo as a lubricant,(it got stuck , it felt like a kidney boulder)

by EXTREME CHEESE April 13, 2009

kidney

tha brain, intelligence

yo man, that nigga got a hell lotta kidneys.

by time123 January 9, 2008

kidney deep

deepest way possible into a pussy.hipotetically you would need to reach a slut's kidneys with the tip of your dick

i got my dick inside michelle's pussy kidney deep.bitch screamed and looked like a headlight blinded deer.i

by scypax August 18, 2011

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Kidney Shot

In parts of the Northeastern United States, in rural prisons and county correctional facility, inmates will use the term to describe what has been defined on UD as a kidney punch. That is a kidney shot, referenced in this context, and location, refers to a well timed punch, hard tap, or "shot" to the area of the back where the kidneys are located. This is done during the rape of another inmate, during consensual prison intercourse, and possibly outside of any circumstances involving imprisonment, either to encourage orgasm, or at the point of orgasm in order to intensify its depth and duration. The kidney shot works by effectively tightening the anus of the recipient, as the kidneys are hit, resulting in the aforementioned benefits to inflicter. kidney punches or shots are potentially dangerous, however, not unheard of in relation to sexual assaults, and intercourse, in these correctional facilities.

cellie: "I'm into smashing it, but I could definitely give some kidney shots to f#(k."
freshfish: "kidney shots?"
cellie: "you f#(k 'em until you're 'bout to bust, then hit 'em in d kidneys to make their ass get real tight around your d!(k."
freshfish: "jezzzus!"
cellie: "You get it? So it's like f#(k, f#(k, 'bout to kumm, WAP! quick kidney shot, f#(k, WAP! quick kidney shot, WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!"
freshfish: "yea, i get it."

by sunchynna December 21, 2008