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Mr kibbles

Im mr kibbles and im gay , i want to suck gay boy aviciis dick and ram ranch him
by Quick Nick May 27, 2019
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Kibbleton

A kibbleton, Is normnally the nick name for a Bi-sexual male bass player. He is generaly fooled into liking some female pop stars (e.g. Lady Gaga) And changes his hair all the time but eventually have no hair because of the constant dyeing and straightening. He is also sometimes known to be obsessed with male lead singers in bands (e.
g. You Me At Six) Sometimes wears fringe holders. Likes emos and scene kids.
"Your new nickname is Kibbleton. Its official."
by DanielHixon August 26, 2009
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kibbie

Used to describe ferrets. Or in plural form many ferrets.
by TonyGuns September 10, 2008
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Kibbie

To be undesirable. Having the worst traits possible: fat, depressed, unlikeable, obnoxious, annoying, attention whore, etc.
Dude, you're so kibbie.
by Robbie Fal July 24, 2007
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Shit kibbles

The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.
Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece
by Assfuvker October 8, 2009
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Kits and Kibbles

Kits: The male reproductive part (AKA-pennis, dick, etc).

Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).

Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).
Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles

Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!

Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!
by SlamDunkOnYou August 16, 2011
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Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.
Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.
by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009
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