Kelvin

The boy who you'd do anything for because you just love him too much.

A good friend would never let you loose someone like Kelvin,

by skykopila November 11, 2014

pulling a Kevin

Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.

Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.

Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.

by dingleberryjones December 18, 2013

Kevin Webster

A person who has been wearing the same jacket or coat for so long that it becomes a part of them, like Kevin Webster from Coronation Street who has been wearing the same bomber jacket for the last ten years. Reference used if jacket is also unfashionable.

Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.

Person 1:- You wearing that coat again?

Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?

Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!

Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!

by Foldy435 November 27, 2012

Kevin's Stash

a fuck ton hentai on a folder

Joe:yo! Arturo tried to throw a chair at us because we found his Kevin's Stash!
Jenny: What the heck is a "Kevin's Stash"?
Joe: You have to know Kevin

by dannydevitoplush January 16, 2020

kelvinsverdlov1

Oh,did you see that most people are gone in the game?
Yeah that's right, he removed them.
By removed I mean banned because they were dumb pay to win that broke the rules

kelvinsverdlov1 is the best moderator.

by SomeoneDown January 8, 2021

Kevin-ing

quoting other people on strange, sus and dirty speech.

The man is Kevin-ing after Jerry compared cocs with Conan

by JestonWhale March 21, 2022

Lazy Kevin

The act of falling asleep whilst dick deep in pussy.

Samantha was ecstatic to be fucking Roberto for the first time, until she realized he had been pulling a Lazy Kevin for the last 15 minutes.

by buckEboi April 22, 2010