by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011
Get the keyboard warriormug. what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
by your reall name March 24, 2021
Get the keyboard patternmug. The sense of empowerment found in the anonymity of online postings and conversations. Often, the small, young and immature are at the highest risk of succumbing to this mind numbing affliction.
User 1: I just saw the new Boondock Saints movie, it was awesome.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
by HolierThanCow November 20, 2009
Get the Keyboard Complexmug. sjafkjafoiewjoaifjnsknfaliewifnailhfialuwehialhhadfjshlajckhxkncxznakhfdafjdsfzilsjdfoafjoadsjfaejkafljdksjafljdsfkajoiewjzndunviuzbeinauineiwioajfeijahruaendianvfmaevoaejvnorevmoremaionfaoierfjowiejfowijhqoijwiqojrhefiwoejfosikqpokqqpqihowqqpqijewoejwieqmofjefdiojqojqiojwqjiqjojoajslajdlsjdkjfnaindIaihfiljeahilhekhkslfakjdsajfhfhaliwejlaijzlfcizjlciozljcisoahfeoiahaufdlafjiajeoajlidaljfeiwoajfziodjoijozjoiahfaojadoijfajdsklfaakseiofzjjaehwiujlaiowjafiewafldklzjzoljioajfojfeioajliweiejajliwejfoaijjdklzjiovjalioejoaenialfhidfajeoewifkdjgoisfjaioejaoiejwifjkldsfuiawjiewjoiajoiejwfjafozjfijdaiojfaejfiauhfuiaewhfiejiewojoaweirjkefwjioakjieowajfewoikwejioweffjaiowelfjaegoiuejthbkrfdnskjjxciogewajiods
Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
by FunChipin February 11, 2022
Get the Keyboard Smashmug. A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.
You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!
by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018
Get the Keyboard communistmug. Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards
"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."
by Spectre Eelman April 17, 2017
Get the Keyboard Generalmug. The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.
by frishy June 12, 2016
Get the Keyboard Hashmug.