kayden

A term describing the cheese like material that accumulates on unwashed genitalia.

Man, I wanted to try the taco, but it was a kayden-fest down there!

by 2CanPlai July 27, 2010

Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 4, 2008

Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 17, 2018

Kayden

A gay bitch that eats Donald trump penis

Bitch you be like Kayden

by Lol xD💩 October 2, 2018

Kayden

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does

“Kayden sucks.”
“Yeah I know right.”

by Eden108 January 13, 2019

Kayden

Kayden is a very untrusted and is highly likely to be a drug dealer

Can Kayden pass me some of that stuff

by L u c k y February 16, 2020

Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.

Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.

by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012