A beautiful curly hair thick bitch. Straight up her ass is fatter than Mars. Kaleeah is the finest girl to ever exist, and doesn't have time for you hoes. Her sense of humor is God like. If you ever see a Kaleeah get down on your knees and worship her.
by Honestdef November 23, 2021
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Friend 1 punches Friend Kaleb
“Ow why’d you do that?”
“Remember it’s Bully Kaleb Day.”
“Oh I got you.”
“Ow why’d you do that?”
“Remember it’s Bully Kaleb Day.”
“Oh I got you.”
by Kaleb J. October 22, 2020
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A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.
When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
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the most amazing place to live ever!!! home to soooooooo many amazing people that all you losers who don't like it should go die in a hole of holy-ness and shame:) we have lots of cool stuff like trees, ice cream and retra vision. and yes we do have coles, woolworths and other NORMAL shops, and no we aren't a country side town, we are a semi-rural area:) and we were in the west australian the other day so suck on that all you boring places that are to loser-inhabited to be in the paper:)
by woopiemama June 4, 2011
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by joitscj November 24, 2011
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