Know-It-All (KIA): A species of human that cannot be told anything that they haven’t already heard and/or they know better than you at all times, in all circumstances, and will generally defy you with their dying breath. They cannot hear what you’re saying, but merely wait for your mouth to stop moving or texts to stop so they can tell you how/why/what. Narcissists and insecure individuals are known for this particular personality trait. Also, they were probably not breastfed.
1) Tim is such a KIA. He refused to listen when I asked him to please not overload the dryer so the clothes would dry and the motor would not burn out.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
by Jenneration November 18, 2021

soulmate starts with an N three letters
sexy and a leader
don't mistreat her or she will end you
caring
sexy and a leader
don't mistreat her or she will end you
caring
by chama7 November 22, 2020

by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025

Kia Loon is a tall and lean guy that lives in the land of "Kihomo". Despite his quiet and awkward aura, He is the guy you would always go to for help. His name is the combination of the word "Kia" from KIA motors and the word "Loon" from the word "Loony" (A foolish person). Although Kia Loon is insanely attractive and handsome, he always find himself in 2nd place of everything e.g. being the 2nd most popular guy in school among the ladies.
by David Joseph Goseph August 15, 2019

Some fat girl that got leaked in gg.grounded aka nyytards and fwbrent server, she catfished them and got swatted.
by fwkoolaid May 4, 2023

by Mango360 September 25, 2020

by Kia’sbesti November 19, 2021
