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KIA

Know-It-All (KIA): A species of human that cannot be told anything that they haven’t already heard and/or they know better than you at all times, in all circumstances, and will generally defy you with their dying breath. They cannot hear what you’re saying, but merely wait for your mouth to stop moving or texts to stop so they can tell you how/why/what. Narcissists and insecure individuals are known for this particular personality trait. Also, they were probably not breastfed.
1) Tim is such a KIA. He refused to listen when I asked him to please not overload the dryer so the clothes would dry and the motor would not burn out.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
by Jenneration November 18, 2021
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Kia

soulmate starts with an N three letters
sexy and a leader
don't mistreat her or she will end you
caring
who is kia ?
she's a caring girl
by chama7 November 22, 2020
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Kia soul owner

Let’s go beat up that Kia soul owner, why? Because they are a Kia soul owner
by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025
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Kia Loon

Kia Loon is a tall and lean guy that lives in the land of "Kihomo". Despite his quiet and awkward aura, He is the guy you would always go to for help. His name is the combination of the word "Kia" from KIA motors and the word "Loon" from the word "Loony" (A foolish person). Although Kia Loon is insanely attractive and handsome, he always find himself in 2nd place of everything e.g. being the 2nd most popular guy in school among the ladies.
"Look at Kia Loon, He's such a loony!"
by David Joseph Goseph August 15, 2019
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Kia anitok

Some fat girl that got leaked in gg.grounded aka nyytards and fwbrent server, she catfished them and got swatted.
Kia anitok catfished nyytard and carried 2021 anitok
by fwkoolaid May 4, 2023
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Kia

God overpowering all of us. Humanity’s destruction
Me: wait is that Kia?
Cc: yeah
Me: oh no
by Mango360 September 25, 2020
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kia lumsdon

Kia Lumsdon the best person in the world and is born on 16/07/2008
by Kia’sbesti November 19, 2021
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