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Can’t believe Kia punched my gran, she’s even life support dirty bitch
by Patrick swazee May 31, 2020
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Kia

God overpowering all of us. Humanity’s destruction
Me: wait is that Kia?
Cc: yeah
Me: oh no
by Mango360 September 25, 2020
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Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
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kia

kia is short for makia
by honeybunsforusheesh January 23, 2023
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kias

imma kias ion even know what you tb
by keepinitonehundoo January 28, 2023
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Baby Kia

evil ahh atl rapper who screams in the mic and makes bangers, he has been blowing up lately with other rappers like, L5, Lil RT, Lil Tony, Lil Waddy, Li Rye, etc.
Baby Kia: lets play a little game I made, all you got to do is pick a candy bar one gotta blade, if you eat the wrong one istg boy dats on you, all i know if u spit that sh out on boy i bet a shoot.
by idkidk198 December 28, 2023
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baby kia

evil ahh atl rapper who screams criminal lyrics into the mic which actually sounds alright. nd he growls into the mic.
baby kia: point the glock at his mouth have him beggin please, told lil manman grab the pliers lets make a necklace out his teeth.
by idkidk198 December 28, 2023
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