Key West High School

A bullshit school where you can get away with pretty much anything including skipping class, fighting with teachers, and talking on the phone in class. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER! probably the only school 100 feet from the ocean.. with an amazing conch as the mascot!

I go to Key West High School so i am allowed to skip 1-7 period if i want.. and i will still graduate on time

by kwhsssisthebest February 27, 2011

key party

A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.

by BRD October 10, 2004

key to happiness

Their is no key life's a bitch.

I looked up the key to happiness and I feel much better.

by Learningfordummies101 December 19, 2016

Key pistol

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.

Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!

by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

Key West Butt Tickler

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.

I can tell by your key west butt tickler you enjoy sucking cock.

by Scuzzin420 June 2, 2018

Key load

An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).

“Yo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a “whole kilo of coke”

by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020

Key Glock

Markeyvius LaShun Cathey, who goes by Key Glock, is an American rapper known for his mixtape, Glock Season produced in 2017

Aye lil bro, did you hear the new Key Glock song?

by ayolilbro April 6, 2022