A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor November 30, 2011
Get the Jaunty neckbeard January mug.Not JUST a brand, but a lifestyle. One which is filled with blunts, 40's and skating with the homies. The brand was started by the homies for the homies, and it what skating is all about son.
by G-CODE!!! October 4, 2010
Get the Shake Junt mug.A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007
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Get the jizim junky mug.A condition where an in-growing hair or in the vast majority of cases a pour blocked with dirt due to very poor personal hygiene conditions forms in to an abscess on the posterior.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
by the lord of Southfields February 2, 2010
Get the Jintybum mug.Firefighters, paramedics, and ER staff who enthusiastically love their professions and enjoy the excitement of caring for the injured and saving their lives are known as Trauma Junkies. Virtually everyone in EMS could be considered a trauma junky to a certain extent.
by Chewyfood January 14, 2004
Get the trauma junky mug.very skinny and tightly braided cornrows. most commonly done in abundance, however it is possibly to have just one. there is one execption to the rule of abundance- it is very popular to have two junya (junior) braids: one snaking just above each ear that is braided using the lowest strands of hair on either side of the head.
Takesha! Did yo momma do yo junya braids this weekend? You know she be da only one who gets dem that thin girl!
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GIRL! is yo hurr even braided?
i can see yo braids dey be so small!
you must got dose junya braids.
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GIRL! is yo hurr even braided?
i can see yo braids dey be so small!
you must got dose junya braids.
by amy, rachel December 7, 2006
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