juliette

juliette is just the coolest hottest girl youll ever meet. juliettes are usually the funny one of the friend group, and can always crack jokes even sometimes when the time isnt right (whoopsies). you can never take a juliette seriously, because most of the time she will make fun of you, but in the end shes a true friend. juliettes usually are really thicc and all the boys know it 😎. she also always calls herself ugly but gets told how gorgeous she is on a daily basis. everyone go find a juliette for urself because they are just the chillest people youll meet. (ps she has the best style and is rlly up to date on trends and has a nice insta feed)
(pps she got a lot of problems too)

random kid: dude, who is that? shes got the fattest ass in the entire school!
random kid 2: yeah, probably just a juliette

by dandydicksucker420 March 12, 2020

Go ask Julien

A phrase to be used when someone asks another a question and that person doesn't know the answer/doesn't feel like answering the question, to which he will respond "Go ask Julien."; a reference to the founder of the site WikiLeaks: Julien Assange.

Dude 1: Hey, what do we have next period?
Dude 2: I don't know, go ask Julien.

by Mini1034 January 19, 2011

Romeo and Juliet

A story about two horny teenagers who want to get married and fuck as soon as they meet each other. Reading it is a torture to all middle/high school kids.

Balcony Scene of Romeo and Juliet:
Romeo: Oh Juliet Thou breasts are so big
Juliet: Thy know! Don't thou love them exploding out of thy dress.

by Boblovesbananas127 November 9, 2010

Dirty Julie

A girl who seems so innocent, but spends all her time rubbing her clit while shoving a dog bone in her ass while listening to “Who let the dogs out”

She’s such a dirty Julie!

by Thumper707 June 4, 2019

Julien M

Julien M is the hottest, the kindest, the coolest, the nicest, the perfect guy in the world, he is beautiful.

His girlfriend must be the happiest girl in the world.
He can do anything for her. If he loves a girl, he will love her until the infinity runs out and will marry her <3

Girl 1: This guy is so kind...
Girl 2: This guy is so hot...
Girl 3: This guy looks so cool...
Girl 4: This guy looks so nice...
Girl 5: This guy looks perfect...
Me: Is this Julien M?
Girl 1,2,3,4&5: Oh so this is normal...<3

by directioner...<3 April 13, 2013

Tara-Juliet

A kick ass best freind. She will always be there for you no matter what. She's a strong woman, and very pretty. Usually short. Brown hair with blue eyes. Doesn't let anyone mess with her friends. Not a slut, but can be pictured as a stripper cause she's so hot. Often goes by the name "Juliet" and has a fucked up family. Everyone needs a Tara-Juliet in their life, cause they're crazy as hell but very fun!

Warning: Very perverted.

Daaammnn, that girl Tara-Juliet is FINNEE.

by lckgngrk March 18, 2011

check yes juliet

when Juliet is answering a Yes or No test and you tell her to check yes

Jasmine: "Check Yes Juliet!"

by rivstur April 23, 2020