Julian ruiz

A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron

Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock

Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway

Julian Ruiz: a small dick man

by SwankyDick February 1, 2017

Julian Casablancas

Julian is the vocalist, songwriter, and frontman of the NYC band, The Strokes. He drinks, smokes, does drugs, is witty, intelligent, and very hot. His voice is low and raspy and one of the best voices in music I have ever heard. He is hardworking at what he does, and stresses on the importance of never, ever thinking you're the best, for that is your downfall. Keep up the good work, Julian.

Julian chucked the microphone stand across the set, banged into Albert and Nick, and probably broke the microphone during the "Last Night" video.

by Fev'rish May 13, 2005

julian casablancas

Jules is literally sex on legs. He is absolutely gorgeous with the best voice in rock. He is the lead singer of the Strokes, who are the best. Everything about him is great, his eyes, nose, voice, clothes, everything!

Wow, Julian, you are a great kisser

Oh right, 12.51 was the time we first met, ah.....

by Juliette casablancas August 5, 2004

Juliana

Juliana, often shortened to Jules is an amazing girl. She’s kinda nerdy, but that’s not bad. She’s is deeply caring, and loves Jesus. She’s someone you could trust with your life. She has problems of her own, but won’t dump them on you unless you are okay with them. She is very intelligent and creative, but doesn’t think she’s better than you for that. She looks amazing, but you won’t notice that for how much you love her personality. She is funny without being crude or hurting other people’s feelings. She’s one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet, and she will change your life for the better.

Juliana is one of my best friends

by Anonymous for fun September 5, 2021

Julian Casablancas

Lead singer and music & lyrics composer for New York City band (and "my babies"), The Strokes. My words won't do justice to Julian's goodness, but, bah, let's try:
He is incredibly beautiful, but not only with looks; his attitude is 'a la fois' "fuck off" and "give me a hug, im hammered as hell"
ah, jules, i would streak down broadway to have the chance to meet that absloute SWEETHEART.

Julian Casablancas went over to the side of the stage where Nick was performing his solo, and gave him a huge kiss on the cheek; SPREAD THE LOVE!

by nasty January 3, 2004

julian casablancas

those lips, that hair, those eyes, THAT VOICE!!!! the lead singer for the new york band the strokes
he is an amazingly talented young man

i want julian casablancas

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Julian

If you know a Julian... He can be you best friend and when he isn't joking around making people laugh he is kind caring and will take in all your problems and help you through them to the best of his ability. And listen lady's he can tell when you like him so don't hide it he is very intuitive of people's feelings around him. And don't worry if your the kind of girl who wants to be a little flirt and your his girlfriend he will write you peoms and songs about you and for you and he gives the best compliments ever! Plus if you wanna get in bed with him don't worry by the age of just 13 he already has a 6 inch doodle. So do worry bout that ether ;). Plus, if your interested in him feel free to just tell him how you feel he won't mind he likes when you just tell him instead of your friends telling him for you. But, break his heart and you lose the best person in your life forever! And one final thing bout him he usually has brown hair with hazel eyes tall and he is smart and he blush dark red if you get him to that stage hehe.

Julian is the greatest person you will ever meet agreed?

AGREED!!!

by Flash flash 100 yard dash June 17, 2017