1 definition by SwankyDick
A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron
Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
by SwankyDick February 1, 2017