Juzer

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by juzerjack1 July 6, 2021

emo juicer

One who makes emo juice or a device for making emo juice such as a potato peeler for the tip of your penis or a blender for mixing blood and semen.

Handy cut his wang with a emo juicer and blasted his fag pal in the face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

the juicer

take an electric mixer but only leave one of the beaters on. insert the beater into your partners rectum and turn on to your desired speed. Using a cup, collect whatever fluids come out of the persons rectum and drink.

I was thirsty last night so i did the juicer on jill.

by E_Rock eric November 29, 2007

Juicer Joker

To cross one's fingers and insert them into the female vagina while she is on her menstrual cycle and continuously twisting the fingers.

Juicer joker that hoe.
Have you been juicer jokered lately?

by wet banana March 3, 2011

Jizerific

The feeling of great pleasure, without an orgasim. Comparable to orgasim but does not get any Genitailia stimulated. Jiztastic

1. Dude that cupcake was jizerific!!!

2. that movie last night was jizerific.

3. Oh hey jeremy that shirt is just sooo jizerific!!!

by BULLZFROG!! October 27, 2011

Juicer

Someone who uses someone else’s phone till the battery dies and then uses someone else’s phone without charging it.

My sister Bennett is such a juicer.

by Co01_dUde October 23, 2018

Juicer

Someone who squeezes stuff out of their friends through constant whining and passive aggressive complaining.

Dude stop being a juicer, i know you have money for taco bell, im not giving you any.

by The Real Ariana Grande December 3, 2018