josymar flores

king of the world, not to be associated with common mortal like that fag eddie harris

josymar kicked his dog eddie in the nuts

by phantom hand February 16, 2005

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Jousting

When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.

Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack

by serodino May 23, 2007

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Joustin

Transitive and intransitive verb to offer to participate in sexual activities with somebody in return for money or juice. Done mostly in Korea with filipino girls ages 16-60.

Tim took his Skyline to the main gate to participate in some serious Joustin!

by Bravo Charlie April 29, 2009

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when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification

pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

by hootn July 22, 2008

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Jousting

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017

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