joshicus

(n.) Used in place of swear words.

You Joshicus-head!

Jesus! That smells like Joshicus!

by Rune User 91 November 24, 2006

Joshing

Someone who walks into your office and when they leave the never fricking close the door

Quit Joshing or I will punch you in the neck, Were you born in a barn

by ManPeriod January 15, 2015

joshing your bagles

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011

Joshing

Refusing to kiss somebody at the last opportune moment.

She says she likes him but she won't stop joshing him.

by Phaleen Shickleson March 2, 2011

getting joshish

1. Taking up chess, pool, bowling, and overeating as hobbies

2. Watching a Drake and Josh marathon

3.Attacking someone or something in a crazy mad way

Me and my friends are going to get joshish at the bowling alley after school.

Im going to get really joshish on you if you dont watch out.

by The Josh September 21, 2004

joshie

to pull a joshie:
to tell a lie which has not point whatsoever...
or to get extra attention for 5 minutes...

also a pet name for the biggest gaylord in all of new zealand...

Josh: Yeah, I'm moving to Christchurch
Josh's G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...

by josh is gay November 9, 2008

Joshtimus

1. The leader. The one in the work or other social circle that swags the most when walking. Typically the Joshtimus rocks ballin' ass shit like dope ass watches and tie clips. Usually a male, but female's can also be the Joshtimus of their clique. He or she always has leather interior in their vehicles. They are highly regarded and desired.
2. A guy in his 30's that loves Transformers, especially Optimus Prime. He is likely to have subtle remnants of his Optimus affection such as metal decals (usually on tie clips or vehicles). He is also likely to have an Optimus Prime helmet and images of Transformers on his Facebook page.
3. A DJ that keeps the crowd moving and kicks bitches off the stage for doing dumb shit.

"Yo, that Joshtimus is a Klinester, did you see how he swagged into the room and everyone got sucked in like a tractor beam?"

Chick- "Wow, who the hell was that wearing the Optimus Prime helmet?" Dude"Just a goofy ass Joshtimus trying to relive the childhood he didn't have"

"That drunk bitch put her hand on Joshtimus' DJ equipment and next thing you know security was dragging her ass out. Most people know better than to touch a Joshtimus' shit!"

by Midjesus January 30, 2014