Jizzums

Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)

Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!

by BJoy January 26, 2005

jizzunk

a popped ass, ghetto-booty, or badonkadonk

Oh snap! Check out her jizzunk!

by tjholl April 3, 2010

Jizzumsplash

Originally acronym for "Just Spit My Chai Tea Latte Over My Planner Laughing So Hard", Jizzumsplash is commonly used during text messaging to describe an event that was so funny, it caused the reader to spit their Chai Tea Latte out all over their academic planner they were laughing so hard.

Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.

That girl just tripped over her chair, it was such a jizzumsplash!

by AmericanGirl23 October 21, 2010

Jizzues

Tissues used to clean jizz off things/people after you cum on it/them.

Oh man I blew so hard that I had to use a whole box of jizzues.

by pbatemen October 16, 2011

Jizzpression

An impression of a man during the lead up to and act ejaculation. Can be based on personal experience OR simply be how you imagine a dude might look/sound when jizzing.

"OMG, when he cums he sounds like a dolphin with bronchitis, let me do a jizzpression."

"Check out this link, Jon Stewart does a great jizzpression of congressman Randy Weber."

by gogreenrhino September 22, 2014

jizzulate

Erratic spasms of the hips while shooting cum that is of a Coca-Cola fizz like consistency on a woman's vagina or a man's butthole.

His jizzulate was the sickest looking shit she had ever seen come out of a man or human being. She promptly wiped herself off with his T-shirt before vomiting in the shower.

by Ephlik June 9, 2015

Jizzuming

(verb) Basically, another word for jizzing. Implies a larger load of semen being released.

I was jizzuming into every crevice.

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016