jetto

when somthing is soooo freakin ghetto ... it is Jetto

oh my god .. this town is soooo freakin JETTOOOOOO

by mishelley February 27, 2008

Jerkowitz

Implies that someone is not only a jerk but a cheap Jew.

After punching a baby and taking his money, I said "Adam you are such a jerkowitz."

by Robmaw September 7, 2007

jetropolitan

the formal mascot of the Jets; something that Jessica Townsend thinks deserves new respect

Jetropolitan: Almost like a Met, but with a J.

by Christopher Pelesko February 18, 2009

Jerkofftivity

Level of jerkoffness

Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.

by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009

Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.

Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010

jerkoffitis

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

jekob

jekob is a boi who has a 15 cm schlong

HOLY SHIT look AT THAT JEKOB ///WF

by WIllFRAZ March 7, 2017