jerkawitzphobia

the act of being afraid of masturbation

im a jerkawitzphobia

by dylan fershing September 11, 2011

Jerkapoo

To jerk your meat while taking a long and satisfying dump.

"I keep that magazine in there, in case I ever feel like a nice jerkapoo."

by Scuke October 7, 2011

Jerkal Tunnel

Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel.

I rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope I don't get jerkal tunnel.

by AmberLyn May 10, 2012

Jerkasaurus

A person who has exhibited abnormally large amounts of rudeness or has said something especially heinous.

Kelly walks into the room...

"Well hello Kelly McFatass! Quick grab a chair! Outta breath already, aren't ya?"- Ian

"Ian you are a jerkasaurus!!!"- Kelly

by K-rex15 October 25, 2012

Jetarian

A baseball swing that is pulled "inside", either inside left or outside left, depending on the batter's position, that causes balls to travel far with velocity and typically to the opposite side of the field, named after Derek Jeter's signature swing.

Jeter's classic Jetarian swing pulled that ball into the opposite field for a stand-up double.

by foxthechicken July 5, 2012

jetai

Pretty amazing self confident fun to be aroung really nice person who has many haters. So outgoing

Jetai is smoking hot

by kim layden April 4, 2015

Jekar

an asshole, a hypocrite who can't take a joke, someone who gets mad at others who don't agree with him

Sally: Don't do that because I told you so.
Jimmy: Oh, don't be a jekar.

by InternetThug June 24, 2016