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Jennifer 

Jennifer is probably the bitchiest girl you'll ever meet, but under that thick skin is someone with a good heart. She knows what she's doing and knows how to do it, and she tends to be feisty. She's also kind of athletic but VERY smart. She's probably one of the most interesting people on the planet, and it's worth it to get to know her.
Person One- Dude did you see Jennifer?

Person Two- Yea! She's incredible!
Jennifer by Youthxmentality June 3, 2018
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Jennifer 

Jennifer’s are highly seductive generally get what they want when they want it! She’s a genius but acts like a blonde to make life more fun! She has really high morals and is so much fun to hang out with. She has the most beautiful eyes and smile. Jennifer’s have the ability to make the saddest person have a smile brought back to their face and light back into their eyes. The girl every guy wants. You can’t have her, she’s exclusive. So sexy in every aspect of her being no man can ever resist.

Ideal Partner: Is increadibly powerful and well respected. Is often older and has a good amount of money… or the ability to be rich someday.

Tips for the future: You don’t have to run a cost benefit on everyone you date.
Guy 1. *Jaw drops, eyes light up*
Guy 2. “Whoa you look like you just saw a Jennifer”
Jennifer by Ohkk February 4, 2010

jennifer 

a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
she alwayas smiles!she is such a jennifer.

JENNIFER 

A Funny girl who's brother sells weed and gets bank for it
Stranger : Hi what's your name

Me : hi I'm Jennifer

Stranger : can your brother sell me weed
JENNIFER by WWW.SENDNUDES.COM March 18, 2017

Jennifer 

Jennifer is the most awesome person in the whole universe. She is even more awesome than Eric. There is no awesome-ness above her. You should pretty much just bow down at her feet now because you are in the presence of something otherwordly.
Ted, from How I Met Your Mother: " Wasn't that... AWESOME!?"

Barney: " No, that was... wait for it.... JENNIFER!!"
Jennifer by awesomeMeinfinity February 3, 2010

Jennifer 

She is the best wifey any person could have. She may be shy at first but once you get to know her she is unexpectedly exciting, very fun to be around, crazy, funny, loving, caring and will never let a good friend to waste. She doesn’t deal with a lot of boy drama which keeps her friends satisfied. She isn’t the best at dealing with drama but doesn’t start more with other people. She also is a very beautiful person on the inside and out. She does attract quite a few boys but usually has a good taste in them so she doesn’t go for the fake boys. Jennifer also knows if you’re fake or not and will kindly continue the friendship even if she wants to just to be nice. Jennifer is a very understanding person when it comes to feelings. She can be sensitive at time when things get to her but stays strong most of the time. Jennifer is also very athletic and competitive. Jennifer is a 1million percent keeper and will never let you down.
Lola: Hey have you seen Jennifer

Maya: ya we were just hanging out since she the best wifey
Jennifer by Anonymous5311 June 4, 2019

Jennifer 

The most amazing, silly girl you will ever meet. she will befriend you for life and it'll be the best thing you'll ever do. You'll make the best memories. She'll be there for you through thick and thin.
Lauren: Kay Jen, what do you wanna do?
Jennifer: omg lets make a video on my laptop! we'll call it "weird people"!

Lauren: what do you wanna do?
Jennifer: omg lets go down the slide in the snow!
Jennifer by bff-of-jenny-C August 5, 2012