jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

jelisse

The most amazing and confident person you’ll ever meet. She’s passionate and adventurous. Never gives up or takes anyone for granted.

If you need any help just ask jelisse

by Jey jey April 2, 2019

Jewish lover

A guy that loves his Jewish girls

He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him

Kyle:
I love me some Jewish girls

Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover

by Savagemylads July 25, 2019

jewish institute of queens

jewish institute of queens is a stupid school where there are mouses THAT ARE DEAD hiding in the place most kids play. theres 2 schools and none of them are better then the other. the principle's can suck my dick. they dont even deserve that. kys.

smart person: hey! you go to that school uhhh, jewish institute of queens! right?

dumb person who goes there: oh yeah I do bbg!

by jewish institute of queens January 28, 2022

Jelise

The most special girl to ever set your eyes on. She’s amazing at singing and loves to help others. Her style is on point and she’s always singing and humming a tune. The prettiest girl you’ll ever meet and when you see her you’ll never forget about her.

Guy 1: Who was that hot woman?

Guy 2: That’s Jelise, I would love to be hers one day.

by No heck in way February 15, 2022

jewish boy swag

the inexplicable, unconventional, yet undeniable charm, magnetism, and sex appeal that emanates from many a mensch. basically, the qualities of a nice jewish boy on steroids.

he may be kind of busted but goddamn if he ain't got enough jewish boy swag to power rego park

by tony72 March 22, 2022

jewish hickey

when the guy puts his balls on their partners' neck and feels the pulse of their partners' carotid artery

I just received the most sensual jewish hickey of my life.

by jewishhickeylover69 April 22, 2022