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Jealorexia

The state of being jealous of another anorexic, death camp survivor, refugee and/or extremely skinny person.
"I feel my jealorexia creeping up again."
by Skinny Lady July 30, 2009
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Jealous

what one feels when his Cute wife Has ditched him to Reside wItH Another. includeS fEeLings of sadnEss and Reclusive behaviors.
Carrie: I've left you to go live with my new husband.

Chris: WAHHHH I'M JEALOUS.

Carrie: Sucks. BYEEE.
by mywifenow June 2, 2011
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Platonic jealousy

When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.
Bob: Hey, where's Alice?
Carol: She's hanging out with Dana today. Just like yesterday...I think I'm coming down with a case of platonic jealousy.
by Allison Bobb January 17, 2015
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jebany

Guy, who's totaly bitched up. A loser. Polish adjective to call someone a punk-ass-bitch! :)
Mark: Patrz na cwaniaka!
Peter: A to chuj w dupê jebany!
by Loopthis July 29, 2006
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Jealouty

It is a kind of jealousy that a person feels after seeing a person who is well-dressed or naturally beautiful.
A: Just look at her.
B: What's wrong with her?
A: She doesn't have the sense of fashion whatsoever!
B: Well, I don't see anything wrong.
A: You are blind then.
B: I think it's your jealouty.
A: What?
B: Yap, you are damn jealous of her beauty.
by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2014
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scanda-jealous skank bitch

a girl who acts scandalously towards a person out of jealousy. the girl is jealous because her significant other is still in love with their ex-girlfriend. in result the "scanda-jealous skank bitch" talks shit about the ex-girlfriend because she is so jealous that she can never be her!!!
Its not my fault your girlfriend still wants me you scanda-jealous skank bitch! so go ahead, cry me a river; and then, build a bridge and get over it!
by {{.dat.bad.one.}} September 4, 2010
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jealous guy

Jealous guy was a song written by John Lennon, in it he is singing about his regret of leaving Yoko Ono for his first wife.
He made the song as a means of reconciliation with Yoko.

Quite possibly one of the best songs ever made by man.
"I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry, I didn't want to hurt you....I'm just a jealous guy.
by Charleiekingstonman August 27, 2007
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