fake azz Jamaican

A person who tries to adapt the customs and mannerisms of someone from Jamaica, even though they have no connection with the natives, other than being a wannabee.

Look at that fake azz Jamaican with the dreads and Bob Marly jacket. That jabronie is from friggin' Guyana!

by unstable bob gable February 23, 2004

Jamaican Hangover

Marijuana's answer to a hangover. The result of smoking too much weed the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache, and mild nausea - I find these are temporarilly alleviated by another spliff.

I had a mean jamaican hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed til 5pm.

by megadeathRAVE March 30, 2009

Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.

Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.

by Tony Bologna May 25, 2007

Jamaican hot stick

When you are banging a chick from behind while dipping copenhagen, you spit on her back. Then you rub your dick in the spit and resume sex

Dude I pulled a Jamaican hot stick on my girlfriend last night. She was pissed until I donkey punched her

by Budalbq January 24, 2010

Mr. Jamaica

A white guy that thinks he knows Jamaica better than the people that live in Jamaica. Even though he has only been to the tourist trap towns, he pretends like it is his home away from home! He might name his fantasy football team "Mr. Jamaica", so people think that he is an "expert" on Jamaican culture even though he is not. He stocks his fridge with Red Stripe. Ganja makes him paranoid!

Mikey is a total Mr. Jamaica.

or....

There is some guy in my fantasy football league named Mr. Jamaica, what is his deal?
or....
Hey Mr. Jamaica! Pass me a Red Stripe, Mon!
or...
I saw Mr. Jamaica at the dancehall last night, he was conquering duppies!

by Mikey Aces October 22, 2010

Jamaican Sandworm

The act in which a male partner wets his genitalia, dips it in sand so as to cover it in a thin grainy film, and then brutally penetrates his partner in the rectum resulting in extreme sexual pleasure, and often bleeding.

Man! I could barely stand after Johnny gave me a Jamaican Sandworm last night!

by Preacherwoman December 9, 2008

Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an

Cool Runnings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004