jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.

Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.

by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 25, 2020

Jakob Lester

Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)

Jakob Lester: *in the showers*
Adam Klein:*wets vagina*

by 3than_7aylor June 12, 2017

jakob lara

jakob lara is the hottest boy at school

i loke jakob lara

by amongusimposter69 February 02, 2022

Jakob Mølgaard

Jakob Mølgaard is a very bi-curious person who likes to spend his weekends in his basement playing Forza 4 and wearing women's underwear. This person also has borderline autism but wont admit it.

Person 1: Hey Jakob what u up to this weekend?
Jakob Mølgaard: I am gonna wear women's underwear and play computer
Person 1: That sound a bit bisexual, and slightly autistic
Jakob Mølgaard: Yeah I know

by TescoTyr aka FisseDennis May 25, 2021

jakob danger

the son of Billie Joe Armstrong, the signer of green day

jakob danger is a small boy

by fannymoi August 21, 2006

Jakob Greer

A sarcastic hot guy who makes tiktoks and makes people laugh.Oh and he does cool flips and shit

Jakob Greer’s cool so ye

by Kaylee:) November 03, 2020

Jakob Cox

A absolutely amazing guy who is always there for someone when they need it, no matter what life problems you have he’ll always be there he seems to always fall for the short girl even tho he is so tall. If you ever come across a Jakob keep him forever. Jakobs are usually the funniest guy in the room and knows how to crack everyone up.

Woah have you seen that Jakob cox guy his got to be atleast 6’5 why is he dating that 4’11 girl

by Jakob coxxx August 11, 2021