Jake

Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.

Watch out he's a totally jake

by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010

Jake

Vagina

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.

by Snake77 November 09, 2010

Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.

wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?

by johnny cutoff February 05, 2010

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.

You know that greasy kid jake? Yeah he smells like ass!

by Robscoob March 25, 2018

Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.

Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!

by avoidhimatallcosts September 17, 2010

Jake

Sexy beast, huge cock, his diet be all pussy and ass, he be fuckin every night do he be three stupid bruh

that man pulled a jake cause he just had sex with some fine ass broad

by Johnny12345678 October 09, 2013

Jake

the gayest kid on earth.

"Jake is so gay, dude."

by eEPASDDIJWHDJ April 29, 2019