The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.
by GfY--? October 16, 2008

the JP Krueger saved the world from destruction and made love to all of the women left on the planet
by Paula Deffer October 16, 2003

by Tino2Trappy February 16, 2023

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by Dr.SwaqqPH.D July 6, 2010

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.
"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
by G. G. Allin February 12, 2010
